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Thursday, April 30th, 2015
9:46 pm	Dorm Assignment Master List Last Updated: May 1, 2012 Unless otherwise indicated, non-listed rooms are vacant and available. Maps of the dorms can be found by clicking on the image map linked ( First Floor ) ( Second Floor ) ( Third Floor ) ( Fourth Floor ) ( Fifth Floor ) ( Sixth Floor ) ( Attics ) ( Roof ) (Comment on this)
Monday, May 21st, 2012
8:55 am	Fandom High Office, Monday, May 21st "HOW IS IT MAY 21ST?" Ida shouted. The moose brayed and nodded at the calendar. Really. Did she have to ask? "You are far too literal minded," she told him, waving her finger in his face. "I mean! How is it! May 21st! Where has all that time gone? Oh god!" The moose gave her a look that read if you are having a meltdown now I am not helping you. Look, he had woken up with wings and yellow hooves this weekend. He was not in a human mood. Sadly, this didn't stop Ida from loudly sobbing into the moose's fur. Sigh. It was a hard life for a moose. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, April 30th, 2012
11:54 am	Fandom High Office, Monday, April 30th "Why is the office orange." It was not a question. "Um," the intern answered, balancing precariously upon what remained of her desk. "Misplaced shipment of oranges, ma'am." Ida stared up at her. "Misplaced?" she said. "Haven't we been through this already with those stupid animals running around?" "No, no, dimensional displacement, ma-- gah!" The intern fell over, face-first into a mountain of oranges. She popped out a moment later, orange seeping down her face. "...they seem to be genetically engineered to contain dye, uh... ma'am." Ida facepalmed. "ELK!" It had to be the elk. He was from Orange County. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, April 16th, 2012
11:34 am	Fandom High Office, Monday, April 16th "We have to hide Head of Accounting!" "But he's up on the ceiling!" "...What? We need to hide him! Someone climb up there!" "No, I mean he's against the ceiling!" "...What?" "I HAVE WIIIIINGS!" "Oh, this is not going to go well at all." (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, April 9th, 2012
9:32 am	Fandom High Office, Monday, April 9th "And up!" They stretched all the way up. "And down!" They squatted, stomping their feet. "And up! Up! Like a tree!" The moose's antlers gauged the ceiling. "And down! Down! Like the majestic mole!" Head of Accounting's face hit the WiiFit. "Are we done yet?" "No!" (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, March 26th, 2012
8:10 am	Fandom HIgh Office, Monday, March 26th "I'm singing in the rain! I'm siiiinging in the rain! I'm-- blahdeeblah blah blah!" "I thought we'd taken down those showers," Ida said, eyeballing the new intern suspiciously. "In fact, I remember putting away pieces of those showers. Why are those showers still working?!" Head of Accounting gave her a Look that clearly stated he would have shrugged had he had shoulders. He didn't, however, say anything, which Ida felt was rather rude on his part. The moose said a muffled "Moo." to her right. She turned around and did a double-take. "...Are you holding a screwdriver in your mouth?" The moose did shrug, then pottered right back to the box of shower pieces. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, March 19th, 2012
10:09 am	Fandom High Office, Monday, March 19th "WHAT IS THAT NOISE?" Ida screeched. "OH GOD, STOP THAT NOISE!" Head of Accounting cried. "MOOOOOOOOO," said the moose. Everyone fell silent, and stared at him. The elk shrugged, coughed, and bit at the moose's fur until all the squirrels had shaken loose. (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, March 12th, 2012
10:45 am	Fandom High Office, Monday, March 12th "Look, nothing really happened last week!" said Head of Accounting. "You are blowing this way out of proportion." "It was the Monster," Ida retorted. "The Monster of Fandom, set free." "It was a cat." "It mauled half your division!" The Head of Accounting harrumphed. "They got better." "Oh, you just don't know what you're talking about," Ida said, bitterly. "You don't have any toes." (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, March 5th, 2012
10:05 am	Fandom High Office, Monday, March 5th It had come back. The monster. The Monster of Fandom. It terrorized the staff all morning, ravaging bodies, terrorizing accountants, sending the masses screaming through the hallways. All the while saying nothing but, "Meow." Band-aids would be in short supply tomorrow. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, February 27th, 2012
10:02 am	Fandom High Office, Monday, February 27th "...So." "So." "We're going to have to take out the showers again, aren't we." "Yeeep." (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, February 13th, 2012
10:18 am	Fandom High Office, Monday, February 13th "Okay, that should do it," Ida said. She gave the repairman a curt nod, and the man stood up. "Thank you very much for your time. You'll be paid on the way back." The repairman saluted her with his cap. Then he paused. "Miss," he said, "If you don't mind me asking...?" "Hm?" she said. "Why do install three showers in your office?" he said. "I mean... shouldn't your staff shower at home?" "They can't do that in the middle of the day, can they?" Ida asked, sounding miffed. "...and why ask me to only let them run cold?" the man continued. "Out," she said, pointing at the door. "You're getting sweaty and the barbarian hordes are at the door!" (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, February 6th, 2012
11:37 am	Fandom High Office, Monday, February 6th There wasn't a single person in the office who didn't have a bruise, or a wound, or some other monstrosity on their face or other extremity today. There were icy stalactites and stalagmites everywhere, and not enough blankets to go around. "How is it this cold?!" Ida demanded. "It is not this cold outside!" "You broke the thermostat," Head of Accounting said, and gave a full-head shiver. "It's now permanently set to 'Dutch'!" "Oh, for heaven's sake," Ida muttered, and joined two of her fellow employees underneath the moose. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, January 30th, 2012
10:26 am	Fandom High Office, Monday, January 30th "NO SHENANIGANS TODAY!" Ida hollered. No one in the office bothered to look up. "I MEAN IT! NO SHENANIGANS! I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE." Nothing. "FINE! THEN I'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN MYSELF!" With that, she hopped off her desk and onto the elk, who reared up and began dashing around the room, bashing into things with his antlers. That in turn woke up the melk-elkoose and the moose, who brayed loudly and began to dig into accounting's paperwork. That ticked off Head of Accounting, who floated around the room shouting at the circus, and... There were many shenanigans today. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, January 23rd, 2012
10:36 am	Fandom High Office, Monday, January 23rd "Well jeez! Louise! Don't you stop-a! 'Cause I'm not halfway through of having enough!" It was terrible. The new girl in accounting wouldn't stop singing. And it wasn't that she had a bad voice, oh no: it's just that she chose the worst possible songs to sing. What also didn't help was that the melk-elkoose was joining in. "We're gonna hip shake escape come on take-me-to-the-top..." This was only supposed to happen once a year. Twice was just unfair. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, January 16th, 2012
10:05 am	Fandom High Office, Monday, January 16th "Hooray, and up she rises--" "That was last week." Ida gave Head of Accounting a whack across the dome. "Today, reality television is the in thing! Keep up!" Head of Accounting squinted at her. "...Snooki?" "Sigh." (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, January 9th, 2012
12:28 pm	Fandom High Office, Monday, January 9th "What shall we do with the drunken gremlin?" "What shall we do with the drunken gremlin?" "O, what shall we do with the drunken gremlin ear-ly in the mor-ning?" Ida snagged Bob up by his feet. Head of Accounting snagged him by the ear with his teeth. "Ho, ho and up she rises--" "Erllaiinzhemooorning!" Poor Bob. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, December 12th, 2011
10:55 am	Fandom High Office, Monday, December 12th That Monday, the staffers returned to the office. They had a built-in sense of when Fandom insanity ended, and, okay, they'd been thrown off a little by the powdered sugar snow, but it was probably a lot better than the past few weeks had been. "What did we miss?" Ida chirped cheerfully as she stepped in. Bob turned around. "Oh no! Our computers!" (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, December 5th, 2011
11:54 am	Fandom High Office, Monday, December 5th The office was a very quiet place today. It had been for weeks, in fact: the office workers, genre savvy as they were, had taken off to the most stable-sounding universe they could find the moment they'd heard about the whole mess. All of them... except for one. Bob the Gremlin might have had to stand on his chair just to get to the keyboard, but he was a loyalist. He... was never gonna give you up. He... was never gonna let you down. He... ...was using the other staffers' monitors for target practice. Omnom. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, November 21st, 2011
9:53 am	Fandom High Office, Monday, November 21st "My paperwork is gone," Ida complained. "I'd just taken it home to do some late-night checkups, but when I came back from the bathroom, it just fwoosh-- it was gone! Not a trace!" The elk nodded in a way she interpreted as understanding. "I'm telling you, these kids on the radio, they're on to something," she continued. "Why, I haven't been able to find my keys in ages, either! And one of my snowglobes! And this morning, I didn't find my cat for at least another hour after I fed her!" The elk nodded again. Or possibly it bobbed its head down to snack on some left-over paperwork. One of those things. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, November 14th, 2011
7:21 am	Fandom High Office, Monday, November 14th On one side of the office they stood, grim-eyed but full of morals, their capes flapping behind them in a breeze seeping in from the windowsill. On the other side of the office stood their opponents, decked out with funny ears and tight spandex and squiggly patterns on their outfits. Both parties stared at each other across the divide. And THEN THE CAGE CAME DOWN, with the evil death spiders and the-- "Bob, what are you doing? It's lunchtime!" (3 Comments |Comment on this)